As some of you already know, I'm seeking the Democratic nomination for your president, and I announced my candidacy at a national press conference at the Roosevelt Hotel. I see the problems we have here in America, and have decided-it takes a monkey -this monkey.
I am the true outsider candidate, and the rich arma you smell is the sweet smell of success.
I look forward to being shoved into the oval office as your leader.
No primate left behind! On to Washington!
